Starring

• Bobert
• His Garchomp "Poopy"
• Mario
• Luigi
• Bobert 2.0
• Bobert 2.0's Pachirisu "In case of emergency contact Ameda Doodie"

Bobert is walking with Poopy. Poopy is taking a poopy poop
Bobert-<<sniffs>>Sheezers Garchomp! What did you eat?
Poopy- A banana
Bobert-What banana?
Poopy opens his mouth to answer. You hear a faint voice from his stomach
Voicey-thingie- It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!
Bobert-OH MY GOD YOU ATE THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME BAnANA!!!!111one one one
Poopy-Meau!
Mario walks in
Mario-IM TRYING TO WHISPER!!!!!!!!
Bobert- Well, you're not doing a good job...
MARIO-OMG LUIGI SIC EM'!!!
Luigi- Woof!
Luigi mauls Bobert and Poopy
Luigi- y3h th3y 4r3 d34d
Mario-Stop speaking in leet and we need to replace them
2 minurtes later
Mario caries in a dummy version of Bobert
Mario-It's Bobert 2.0!
Luigi-I got a Pachirisu named (looks at collar) "In case of emergency contact Ameda Doodie"
Mario-He had a Garchomp!
Luigi- Eh.Close enough
In case of emergency contact Ameda Doodie- PIKA!
Luigi...er...Luigi- NO UR A PACHIRISU NOT A PIKACHU!!!!
In case of emergency contact Ameda Doodie- PIKASWARM!!!
Pachirisus and Pikachus dive bomb everyone.
In case of emergency etc runs outside.
Luigi-In case of emergency, what are you doing?
<<From outside>>Pika!
Pachirisu backs a Hummer H3 through the wall.
Luigi- Ur gonna pay 4 that!!!
Pachirisu does a kung fu kick onto Luigi.